Make a flaming Ferrari joke, I dare you

Honestly, me too.

Eh, you’re not wrong. Just wait for the next generation though. It'll go through the Manly treatment cycle :)

I’m actually flattered that they want my cars that much. They’re doing me a favor and clearing out the lots so I can out in the new model year ones. Which reminds me, how many Chargers have we even sold?

Our SUVs are for offroading and unnecessary blazing speed and mostly for fun and inconvenience. If you want to tow something, either make do with those or buy a Ram.

FCA has released a statement regarding Mergio’s death: fuck cancer. RIP.

You won’t see any of this coming out of FCA. Why? We ended our partnership with the Germans years ago! Ha!

(tips puny hat in profile pic) side note, there are WAY too many copycats trying with other automakers.

Easy. You buy the Hellcat crate engine from me and stuff it into anything that has wheels.

That's it, hold my beer

Mergio has the power of black sweaters and FCA on his side. He’ll be fine. Also, tell those investors to give me more time so I can make this the biggest, most powerful presentation ever. Basically multiple slides saying to Hellcat all the things. PowerPoint's a bitch and I don't know how to work anything else.

Im aware of the rules, that's why I spelled it as "Manly" instead of Manley. Also, on the comment section of that post COFL made you'll find my real identity, I'm a guy who sticks mostly to Oppo so I know about that lol. Glad to carry the tradition though.

My coolest automotive gift? On behalf of Mergio, I'd say it's gotta be FCA

Exactly.

I will continue the tradition of Mergio and make FCAmerica great again. And finally kill off Chrysler.

I don't need luck. I have the power of Mergio and Jeep on my side.

Then buy a brand new Wrangler JL with all the bells and whistles and with markups if you love me and Jeep so very much.

Appreciated. Now buy our shit.

Hey, my great great grandfather gave me this name! I think. This is no way to treat your new FCA overlord!