Would have went well with Bernie Federko.

For some reason I don’t feel like blaming the loss on the only guy who scored points for his team yesterday.

My younger brother was my best man and he told a story about how, on his 21st birthday, he sprinted down East Carson Street and fell into a concrete block wall. His nose was bleeding and my then-fiancee took care of him. On the ride home he accused her of punching him in the nose. He also talked about bonding with her…

So as best man for a groom that you're very close with, going on the long end is OK? I'm about to be a best man and am not a great speech giver, but it's my brother's wedding and being close to him I feel like it would be a disservice not to give a pretty long speech with quality story-time.

6. Let your penis do the talking.

Serenity is not a starship. TARDIS is debatably a starship. And I love the Enterprise-D. You're just bummed because you belong to the previous generation and I belong to the Next generation. :)