I was in a 1995 Ford Aerostar waiting to turn left in Manhattan. It was a busy intersection for pedestrians so i was waiting for a clearing. The BMW 5-series behind me was having none of it. He was behind me blaring his horn. Effectively saying, “Run them over, Kill them, kill the pedestrians, I am late for coffee!”

I saw a BMW with its turn signal on once.

How about something ridiculously classic like a Model T or something? Would that be too expensive? It surely wouldn’t depreciate.