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I wish there were a button I could hit where a swarm of females come out of nowhere and beat his ass. That’s how that video should have ended.

“How could I have known I would actually, you know, be held accountable for my actions? I’m a straight white man, dammit!!

“I was just goofin’ around herpa derp! I got kids and a wife derpa herp!”

Dammit, you chucklefuck, your intentions were perfectly clear. You wanted to hurt and embarrass a total stranger because some stray gross impulse darted across your lizard brain and being a white male, you never even thought to resist or question it. You honestly expected her to find that funny or at least “laugh it

“Tommy is a loving husband and father.”

he, “did not act with any criminal intentions”

I think most of the failings of GB2106 land solely with Feig. It was a rough sketch of a story that had no script. It was a 2 hour movie with a 60 minute story and 60 minutes of ad-libbing that failed more often than landed. And I agree, the cast was probably the best thing about the movie, but they were given nothing

I really like that; taking the Smalltown USA, “kids investigate Mysterious Events” (in the old factory/mine/neighbours) template and putting a Ghostbusters spin on the story is a really smart move in taking the story out of 80s NY - yet keeping the supernatural roots.

If you think about it, a compact, two seat convertible isn’t the most practical car to begin with to take any sort of “road trip”. Hell, to be honest, I would be fine with 100 mile range in a car like this. I would go out of my way to drive it in ridiculous conditions for the adventure and would not care if I needed

Call it the Miata-E and sell it right alongside the gas one.  Why not?  Everybody else is doing it (or will be).

Give me an electric Miata with 150 to 200 mile range and optimized for handling and I’m in. A couple all electrics (Leaf, 500e) are surprisingly capable without even trying to be good driver’s cars.

The greatest bumper cut of all time is the Golf Mk4 *FIVE-DOOR*, because it so perfectly mirrors the cut of the rear doors, creating . On the 3-door as shown it just sits there looking overstyled.

So the last vulture capitalists killed the company to reap millions for themselves and the new vulture capitalists are going to be using children to sell marketing data to firms.

If there’s any group of lowlife degenerates that can make communism start to sound good, it’s vulture capitalists.

I think we’re far closer to solving nuclear fusion than convincing Karens to use the correct lane. 

BITCH BITCH BITCH

Our highways aren’t designed generally to the standard the autobahn is.

If we properly educated American drivers about lane etiquette and, well, driving, there’s no reason our interstate highways couldn’t be a fast as the German Autobahn. They’re designed for aircraft landings and troop transport, after all.

Inb4 a bunch of incoherent screeching about how “I didn’t come here for politics”

Come to think of it, Electric Rally cars would be absolutely KICKASS! Tons of potential research and development into computerized traction control systems, off-road stability control systems, brake regen systems, etc. Sure it wouldn’t sound as good but no EV racing does. It would develop more durable, temperature-stab

Let me see if I got this straight... If I find something attached to my car, of unknown origin and purpose, I’m not allowed to remove it (under penalty of theft) on the possibility that it belongs to law enforcement, but could just as well be used by others for nefarious purposes? It very well could have been put