Oh fuck. They really need to not attach this thing to the internet ever. Some things should be permanently air-gapped, and the system that controls our nuclear arsenal should be one of those things.

With the rise in Sex ed. there has been a real decline in teens having sex and a decline in pregnant teens.

Abstinence-only sex-ed is like cutting the seat belts out of a car, because you are afraid they will encourage people to drive recklessly.

Slight change:

Yeah I don’t know why they would stuff it full of useless gimmicky electronics that you would want to use once rather than something actually useful.

The first time I clanked my mug of tea against the helmet’s (nonfunctioning) microphone

Take your star for “quatrofolienflameblowupanello” you magnificent bastard 

I love that the underhood arrangement is in the shape of a V8. Classy!

Damnit. I want this. To me this thing is cooler then any 6+ figure car I’ve ever seen (in person or in print). I never felt bad that I couldn’t afford the latest Ferrari quatrofolienflameblowupanello or whatever but the want for this thing right here is emanating from deep within my loins.

I didn’t believe it at first, but I definitely hear the similarity. I can see this going either way.

Zero is selling a decent number of bikes and has investment capital on demand. It’s delivering real motorcycles in a wide variety of styles that just happen to be electric. Harley, as per usual, is going about it ack basswards.

It’s almost like they haven’t learned any lessons about over-valuing brand identity.

“Younger would-be buyers, meanwhile, are put off by the LiveWire’s high cost. The LiveWire starts at $29,799, almost enough for a Chevy Volt ($33,520) or over $10,000 more than the competing Zero SR/F electric bike.”

Good ole Harley, missing the mark by overpricing and under delivering.

Climate science shouldn’t be political, but now they’ve made it political. Because they can’t argue with the science.

“There are lots of things we need to do to really stop emissions,” Scherer told the Gazette, such as “no more coal. It’s not a big lift.”

Too bad we don’t have a government agency that can actually help us consumers and regulate this bullshit.

A Mississippi River Bill of Rights would go over like a lead balloon for the Trump Administration rallies... “the American voters don’t want clean water!...” 

I can have Trump draw in Sharpie where the joke went over your head if that helps?

“Climate change isn’t real.”