Jalopnik: [shown excessive chrome and swoop designs] Too busy! Too much! What happened to simple designs???

The only thing dumber than some of us is all of us, together.

In every single other vehicle ever manufactured, there is both a “lock” and an “unlock” button. But in the Range Rover, well…

Grey, Gold and White never looked this good.

I’m afraid it doesn’t work that way. I just tried charging my phone via gravity from a second story window and now the screen is shattered.

Shame you couldn’t ride the one with the exhaust, ‘cause fuckin’ racebike, bro!

You’d think that the VAG Group would have the technology to adjust engine settings when the car senses that it’s being run in a static environment and not moving . . . . .

Everyone knows you should never disturb a Mitsubishi cocoon... How dare they do this before it could undergo its final Evolution

Well we know where you learned to count:

TAKE IT, TAKE THE WHOLE RALLY YOU ITALIAN BURN VICTIM WHORE!

[The beautiful chaos of a 24 Hours of LeMons race. From the Return of the LeMonites race at Miller Motorsports Park, 2015.]

You get a star for also having an ‘08 DSG GTI...

This is my first car that I wish I never sold. I’ve thought many times about trying to track it down. I’m pretty sure by now its probably been beat-to-hell and rusting away.

Mew Hampshire, of course.

yo! they have SUV racing over there and it’s hilarious

Looks like a V-Rod.

A: so you can drive with handcuffs on.