Who let all these allergens in my house all the sudden! My eyes are draining a clear substance.

Your baja is stupid.

His girl ugly too.

Mine paid for itself, two doofuses (doofi?) were drag racing pick ups in front of me on the freeway; one of them was bright enough to do it with a mattress and bed frame in the back. Frame flew out, damaged my bumper, I called the cops, yadayadayada I got $1100 for something a can of spray paint fixed nicely. Without…

“ and a Daimler-sourced, bulletproof A580 5-speed automatic transmission.” If you’re a pussy.