“Ladies know what I’m talking about”

I vote for gay transgender atheist sex worker.

Not likely. Good point.

Yeah. Because no one told him that modern women frequently keep their last name after marriage. What a dick.

Literally just watched What Happened, Miss Simone? last night. All of it was heartbreaking, but none so much as the bit about her looks.

Wow. Your lady-friend has been deeply brainwashed.

Stories like this make me dust off an old fantasy I’ve got about becoming a creepy, invisible, roving vigilante a’la Ben Kingsley in Suspect Zero.

Hopefully not too quickly.... We wouldn’t want to deprive him of his very own sexual abuse experience.

Seriously. Makes me want to vomit. Right in their face.

So career advancement makes up for the likelihood that every person you’re ever going to meet, date, do business with, work for, or randomly bump into on the subway, has seen you buck? Charming.

I agree with all points, but goddamn I hope it’s hard to whip out shitty arguments like that.

I like the cut of your jib.

Have to be one giant motherfucking hat.

With so many black people getting fucked over by the system, how would they ever choose?

Sorry Manitowoc County, you don’t look like a pack of dicks because of how unfairly the two lady documentary makers portrayed you. You look like a pack of dicks because of all the LIVE FOOTAGE OF YOU SAYING THE STUPIDEST SHIT IN KNOWN HISTORY, in said documentary.

I don’t even have to watch that video to agree 100%

Solution: Airlines that see a large number of these flying cry-babies can reserve the shitty last few rows in the back of the plane that no one wants. Complainers move to the rear of the bus.

So much this.

For all the BC women out there: He lives in Burnaby, and I’m fairly certain I recognize him from POF or Match.com. Watch your backs ladies.

I’m with you. This prick has a scary face....