“On an unrelated note, I know he is a very serious actor, but I want to see him in a romantic comedy. I think he would kill it.”

Yeah, I prefer to think of her a wizard too.

Thank you for that update. I didn’t want to eat dinner anyway.... *gag*

Does a woman of 66 really need to clarify that “I definitely don’t want to have children anymore”?

Sorry... you lost me.... all I can think about is bacon.

Sadly, I am. I also haven’t been on a date in almost 5 years. Can’t imagine why not....

Expelling the vapor through both mouth and nose also intensifies the flavor! You don’t need to inhale at all to enjoy everything the vape has to offer :)

I am with you. I dropped the fags immediately and am stepping down my nicotine already. Vaping is a godsend for those of us who truly enjoy smoking but really want to stop killing ourselves. I’m really happy for both you and your dad :)

I’m with you. There is no way in hell shops should be marketing e-cigs as entirely safe (I assume they are not, and research will no doubt prove they are not), and there should be seriously heavy fines for targeting underage users. There should also be heavy regulation on ANY product that people will be putting into…

Bingo.

I made a large collage of dick pics from Craigslist casual encounters ads. Over 200 dicks, shrunken down to create a cool piece of art that hangs in my home.

I don’t get it either. I once received a dick pic halfway through dinner on a first date. He actually went to the bathroom to take it. I wasn’t at the table when he got back from the loo.

Always make sure to respond with a pic of a larger dick that the one you received :)

Vaping isn’t a “safe” alternative to smoking, and no reputable vape shop will tell you that it is.

I came down here to say exactly that. Kinda hard to paint in full color when all you have on your palette is antique white.