I think is speaks more to the average intelligence of the Air Force vs. the Army. :-)

You mean like this? (for those who haven’t seen it)

Hi. I’m here to tell my Mercury Tracer story. It is not a happy one.

That night I made a mental note to myself to always keep a beach towel under the back seat. I still keep one there.

The M.C. Turing Test?

http://www.maverick.to/grabber/70Grabber.html

I respect and value the opinions of women.

This past weekend:

My entire Instagram feed (which is @mcflipper, by the way) consists of great/weird stuff I find parked curbside. Sometimes there are no curbs.

And no CVT. CVT’s are like condoms, I do not use them.