His big get this year was a 3 star WR. He’s not the integral piece people are making him out to be.

Also, Pop has made me a Spurs fan simply because I like rooting for him. (And I grew up hating the Spurs.)

Sounds like he’s on the Eevee of something great.

Nothing witty, I just hope he fucking dies.

For society’s sake, I hope it’s a Red Delicious. Fuck those things.

Oh I have such a shame. I allowed a genetically altered bin of NOXplode to bite an Abercrombie & Fitch cable knit sweater and now we have this apple smashing creature to deal with. I am so sorry.

WESTWORLD IS A DOCUMENTARY

Take care of the gumbo! Go to the Roux, Start Celery, Onions Garlic! Bouillon! (players: Bouillon!) *coach raises right arm* GREEN BELL PEPPERS! Medium-low heat, sausage, simmer ONE TWO THREE!

It’s so luxurious, you wouldn’t believe what people are saying about this stocking cap, I sent the best people to find my cap, they tell me this is the longest one anywhere, anywhere in the world you can’t find a better one than this, I was in China and other Asia and I see the stocking caps they have there, everyone…

That’s crazy talk, how are they going to fit a submarine inside that dome?!