OMG I have been living without all this time. Thanks for letting me know, I'm off to get it!

Agreed! I tend to rely on gray pretty heavily. :)

I used to have a teacher (design class) who insisted that people who wear gray have no personality. She was a loon.

lol yeah, no.

Actually, my favorite part is the brie rind, even though it's not great quality. My husband gets so grossed out when I eat it...:)

Re: toilet paper consumption – in this way, Starbucks is like the opposite of Taco Bell. lol

ARGGHHH Starbucks cheese/cracker boxes. Just thinking about the markup on those three measly slices of cheese, couple of cardboard crackers and 1/16 of an apple they stick in there makes me furious – at myself, mostly, for being short on time/hungry enough to fall for it.

It took me a while to figure out where Double-Dick Dude was in that illustration. He's literally covered in junk!

lol I had to look him up...then I realized I've seen several episodes.

Sorry, but I have to make this about cats now. WHAT ABOUT CATS? Can you feng shui your litter box?

lol I never thought dogs pooping could save lives. They should teach this to doomsday preppers.

My New Years Eve was similarly underwhelming. Oh well, there's always next year – here's to a fogless 2015! :)

Don't they say that what you do at midnight on NYE is what you'll do all year? Happy New Year! :)

some really cute wedding ideas...

How do we know Miss Retriever didn't photoshop this picture in order to support her false accusations of rape??

"Something tells me that letter writer #1 bf may be gay and she refused to believe this like a lot of women refuse to."

hah I have never gotten a dick pic either. I was thinking maybe there's something wrong with me? I'm an old married, though, and I've never used online dating, so maybe that's part of it? I refuse to believe it's just that I'm unworthy of dick pics! LOL

I'm the same way; I wouldn't say anything but I would feel slighted by that person.

Speaking as an old w/ no kids, I think it's just that you could use pretty much any clothes to illustrate that point, since clothes tell you absolutely nothing about a person. You could say the same about "ironic lumberjacks" with tattoo sleeves and urban gardens – are they all pretentious as fuck? Actually, don't…

That makes sense; we do agree. I just object to his phrasing – saying that women are "wired differently" implies that it's biologically-based. And though most women aren't bragging about high numbers of sex partners, at least there are less and less women who feel as if sex is shameful.