lol even better if it causes the glasses to malfunction

I'm guessing the voice analysis program is faulty at detecting responses like "repulsed" and "bored", amirite?

I've had these in the past, too – I hope they're normal!!

oh, THANK GOD

Thanks! I was wondering what to get my mother-in-law.

Hands down the cutest mouthbreather I've ever seen!

Is there someone close to you that can help...maybe unplug your computer?

STAHP LOOKING...it only gets worse!!! I hope you weren't eating?

It's an illustration showing the different types of nail abnormalities that may offer clues to underlying disease: http://www.aafp.org/afp/2004/0315/…

LOL, me too. Good news – I haven't been poisoned either! The photos of Mee's lines are disturbing – who are these poisoned people they photographed?! Then I checked for everything I found in this diagram:

This is so true. My husband broke...something...in his foot because he put all his weight on a numb foot in the middle of the night. Sidenote: they called it a "ballerina fracture". lol

Can you blame him? It brings out the twinkle in his blue eyes.

hah ok, continue with your farty fighting...I'll stand clear!

thanks, good to know I'm making some kind of sense :)

As an atheist, I've heard this often – that we need religion to establish a moral code. If the only reason you're doing something is because you're scared of going to hell, doesn't that very line of reasoning preclude you from getting into heaven?

Aren't skirts/hemline length also linked to the economy? The nail art one makes sense, though – cheap! I never buy new nail polish anymore because I can't justify it when I already have every color under the sun.

lol you misunderstood me... I'm saying that, literally, you HAVE to be an asshole to fart! Also, it really doesn't bother me if people do it or not – it may make things uncomfortable for a little bit, but I understand.

I think it's safe to say that someone's being an asshole EVERY time farting happens.

ok, I like these! *off to buy*

Exactly! I need to adjust my idea of year-round footwear, after having moved from Atlanta to NY. Here's mine: