Of ex-Viking’s players on other teams, is the ADP entry going to be better, or the Blair Walsh entry when he gets around to the Seahawks? I am eagerly anticipating that one.

Jimmy John’s is awful. It tastes like mayonnaise slathered between two pieces of weak-ass bread. Completely flavorless and lacking any real substance. How the fuck anybody takes them over literally any and every other sandwich shop within a five miles radius baffles me completely. What the hell is the matter with you…

Bonus points to the buffering circle highlighting the play fail.

Question for everyone: Is the Falcons Super Bowl loss really the worst? Probably worse than Wide Right, for sure, but what about Denver getting its shit kicked in by Seattle?

Brees is Tom Brady without a functional o-line, defense, or coach to speak of.

Wait, wait, wait... two women willingly had unprotected sex with him?... Him?

That guy looks like a face drawn on a balloon.

Team No One. I feel sorry for his wife and all three kids though.

Hot garbage. Both of them.

She did initially tweet about it (the “baby daddy” tweet), but then deleted it. Trash heaps all the way down.

Also how you know a lie: “my wife was cool with it”

Right? “my wife/girlfriend is cool with it” is always red flag #1

I think he only reproduces when you throw water on him.

I have no proof for this (tho I do posess a top of the line gaydar) but there’s no way that racist POS has ever been in the same room as a woman, let alone getting anyone pregnant. I suspect he’s another closeted homocon. Someone called him “Roy Cohn 2.0" once and it fits. He is truly the worst of the worst.

“My wife and I, along with our two daughters, are excited to welcome William into the world and into our family

If my husband had a child with someone else I would be excited in a rage blackout kind of way

The best way to warm up a car is to drive it. The tranny oil will not really warm up if you only let it idle. If you disagree, then I have a question for you: Where is the heat coming from?

Seems like he idled it there for a bit while cell phone guy recorded the sound of his exhaust. He was out of the parking spot (a three swinger) and down to the corner for the stalls. Two minutes long enough?

In this case, I'd say that the car is more to blame than the driver. Definitely a bug in the gearchanging sofware. A clutchless automated manual should never stall.

I would blame this on Aston, rather than the driver. If I bought a $1.7MM supercar, I would first bask in my pure awesomeness and pop some bottles. But then I would sober up and expect my supercar to be able to engage the clutch when I let off the gas.