Ian Poulter is built like a deer that was raised in a cramped cage on a diet of nothing but vanilla pudding.

Skip ahead to 2:51 to see him...jog?...and think smugly to yourself that although this irritated Brit is better at golf than you are at anything, you are still somehow more athletic than him.

Adding:

Here are some of the other finalists:

The competition for most punchable face of the year is really tough this year, but he’s definitely a contender.

I needed a good, hearty belly laugh after all the horrible news.

I appreciate the cops letting him get roughed up a bit.

Does the visor make you an ass? Or do all asses wear visors?

“I’m this big of a douchebag.” -Ian Poulter probably

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“Bone bruise” has him out for the season. Millienials. Where I’m from you had to go through a guy named “bruiser” just to shoot a free throw and if you walked home at the end of the day without a concussion you didn’t make it off the sideline. The state of this country is sad.

Apparently he has been doing this his whole career and no one noticed. It is almost like it isn’t a big deal.

Personally I support those on both sides who protest peacefully, I condemn those on both sides who advocate violence, and those who commit violence should be arrested.

There was that women’s march way back in January; millions of women (and some supportive men) marched peacefully in protest. MILLIONS.

Anybody claiming that “this has zero relation to President Trump” is completely moronic. He CAMPAIGNED on hatred of minorities, and urged violence against protestors at his rallies. His victory is seen as a validation of bigoted viewpoints, so now all the violent racists are swarming out of the sewers.

And the inevitable doxxing and death threats.

I’m guessing they’re trying to shield their faces from thrown objects/spittle.

The hate.

Two of the most striking photos from this mess are the one at the top of this story (the counter protestors with the big sign, completely surrounded by torch-holding white nationalists), and the photo of the polo shirt wearing, tiki torch holding group of white nationalists in front of the rotunda.