In fairness, the tweet reads OK. Only in fairness.

You’re right! I love being with my friends! I can’t wait to get together with you! Being with friends is just the best thing ever!

Hey, we need to catch up some time. Hope everything’s going well. You kinda fell of the map.

Signed
Syncere Friends

Jets fans are unforgiving. Nothing short of a Super Bowl appearance will truly sate them. He’s got to pay the bowl toll to get into this poise hole.

There must be some sort of mistake. No pilot ever tests positive on NBC.

In 50 years the following question is going to show up on whatever quiz show there is then and nobody is going to know the answer:

[gets flooded with links to this video]
[switches phone off for a couple of days]

It’s tough to get anyone in Washington to admit to obstruction these days.

Giving yourself the license to do awful things just because everyone is watching you and keeps calling you out on it is a flawed argument since it neglects the fact that fatigue will eventually set in and people will stop watching you.

Notable predictions from Stephen A. Smith’s ancestors:

Take it easy Tom.

The team went on to say, “We love you Chris. No hemo.”