Not being a contrarian at all, but it looks like it goes over the outside of the plate before it ends up in the glove. Expanded strike zone maybe, but it didn’t look too bad to me. I’m not a fan of either team, so its not a homer call. . . .

The 13 fans in attendance were stoked.

I love the techboys that keep saying they want to transfer to a full auto fleet and THAT’S how they make money.

My response in a nutshell:
Dildo, the drivers they have are already working below cost. How the fuck is taking on the fueling, maintenance, depreciation and liability insurance of a *worldwide*…

That’s OK. It happens to a lot of bull semen factories. 

“Demons” is an anagram for “on meds” which is an anagram for “Jim Irsay spilled his pill bottle into Vinatieri’s Gatorade”. Or at least that’s what the voices in my head are telling me.

Gruden looked at the situation and punted the ball away. The Raiders had given up.

If classifying Uber drivers as contractors was actually legitimate and not just a way to get around minimum wage and other worker protection laws, then it would be profitable for me to buy a bunch of cars, hire a bunch of employees, and pay them a salary of at least minimum wage to drive for Uber while I took all the…

I assume D+ is going to offer a two-tiered subscription system. A standard plan that includes every season of the Simpsons, and a premium plan that only includes seasons 1-9.

If her tire pressure sensor wasn’t pinging, then there is a serious problem with that car!

I am terribly disappointed that the fire hydrant is not spewing water 80 feet in the air and dozens of children have not come to frolic in it. Another Hollywood myth shattered.

I was in a league once that capped it at 6 homeruns. Even that made the games a lot more interesting.

Similar to football, you give the offensive player an opportunity to give himself up. Runner kneels on the bag, ball is declared dead.

Would an inside-the-park home run count? Would you see a situation where a team is leading by 2 in the 9th inning so the shortstop just grabs a dribbler and runs to the outfield with the ball to give the runner time to score but the runner won’t leave 3rd because crossing the plate would lose the game and the game…

To give his should some rest, Tyreek’s son will now be taught how to kick-box

Given his pattern of erratic behavior, his brain very well could have been expanding for some time. Maybe just not in the “getting smarter” kind of way.

Do the Patriots play the Raiders this season? So Burfict can mutter "and I am Iron Man" before concussing Brown with an egregious helmet-to-helmet hit?

Red Sox manager Alex Cora called the decision to wave Devers around “a great send” by third base coach Carlos Febles, and whether you agree or not, surely we can all agree that it was gutsy as shit and it led to a badass ending to a baseball game.

Mayock has played this poorly. You wanted this super-diva, and you got him. Now that he’s acting like a super-diva, you leak to your guy Mike Silver that he had (shocker!) a “different set of rules” and “imagine if another employee...” stuff — nope. He’s not just another employee; he gets another set of rules —…