The NFL has suspended him 2 games.

He’s throwing 96 with the crow hop... It’s a nice story and all, but there’s probably a reason he wasn’t drafted before.  Maybe he’s still addicted to getting hit by cars.  Whatever happens, he still has the best arm of any Nathan in Oakland

So, he’s like Happy Gilmore? Run-up included and everything. Watch out, Shooter McGavin! He’s already wearing Subway’s colors, too.

Thor’s Hammered

Down there they call it the "methric system" I believe.

This is a better joke than finding out what’s really in your Coke.

Let’s be clear - puking in a bathroom of a gas station 7/11 off the interstate after you just spent the last of your money on meth is rock bottom.

I always thought they played the right way.

That’s acute joke.

I saw the Dayton Triangles play when I was a youngster. I have to say that I found their offense rather obtuse.

As far as I know, rats can’t fly yet, so I’m going to go with roaches.

Two stories:

“After the O’s used nine actual, professional pitchers”

I’m just shocked that no one ha, so I will

Agreed, typically if you keep your head down and dont cause any trouble no one will care. Additionally, if you do sit in someone’s seats, just move when they ask without a fuss and be apologetic. I have had people sit in my seats before and as long as they moved when we asked, there was no issue

This works right up until the point when it doesn’t. All it takes is one conflict over seats and the usher remembering your face, and boom. That’s always been the case since long before Photoshop and smartphones.

best thing I ever did was say screw the grillmarks, and plop my cast iron skillet on top of the grate. This gives me the best of both worlds. All my meat and veggies get the perfect, even crust, while absorbing the smoky grill flavor that only cooking over a coal fire can provide.