like my one coworker who warms her morning coffee in the microwave...in the afternoon.

like my one coworker who warms her morning coffee in the microwave...in the afternoon.

How long does it take you to drink your damn coffee that you need an electric mug?

How long does it take you to drink your damn coffee that you need an electric mug?

What a bougie bunch of wasteful nonsense just drink your coffee in 15 minutes like a normal person

What a bougie bunch of wasteful nonsense just drink your coffee in 15 minutes like a normal person

Fits right in with the $ 750 BUDGET (according to Gizmodo) iPhone.

Fits right in with the $ 750 BUDGET (according to Gizmodo) iPhone.

$90 for a coffee mug, really??? Are you out of your mind?  

$90 for a coffee mug, really??? Are you out of your mind?  

Mine was for cat food. I do not own cats.

That was an end around followed by a reverse, not a double reverse, grumble grumble old man rant grumble, IN MY DAY a double reverse was after you were about to throw up your whiskey but you swallowed it all back down again for extra flavor.

I can’t wait for the 30 for 30:

“Lemme tell ya Mean Gene, ya just can’t have these brothers tellin a brother how to run his program brother!  See all my Terpamaniacs in Saudi Arabia!  N-word!”

Glad you came here to argue semantics, since I, as well as many people that bet, consider the underdog losing by a small enough margin so they still win the bet as covering the spread.

Don’t forget the over/under was 57...

The only explanation for this gaff is 

Homer: You’re Darryl Strawberry!

“You’re a left-hander and so is the pitcher. If I send up a right-handed batter it’s called playing the percentages. It’s what smart managers do to win ball games.”

“We’re not as good of a team as them, so lets start our worse players to make ourselves even less good than they are, and see if that works”

Enthusiasts tend to be insufferable for stuff like this, my personal favorite is the manual prevents distracted driving.

*deescalated* 

He looks like Justin Long, if Justin got BIG into heroin.

I like pleasure spiked with pain and getting tossed from Lakers games.