I disagree. They pioneered the classic misdirection play: The Hook and Equilateral. 

Rats can fly, sorta. 

Yeah, the key to this is to not attract attention to yourself and annoy other fans. I’m really bad at that rule.

“Can’t react now, eating.”

No seatbelt? Who would do something so foolish, altering your life and costing you $millions in earnings?

“We want to speed up the game!”

More like what he do-wha-diddie-d, amiright?

Are you implying that Bron running the Point would not be the best use of his talents?

TL/DR: We all call this a ground rule double, but really it is an automatic double. There are very few actual ground rules that award 2 bases.

His nickname should just be an emphasis on how you say his last name.

Thank you for being the vigilante we need to keep our escalators safe! Do you also drive just below the speed limit in the left lane also? #notallheroeswearcapes

That was really horrible bunting form, even for a pitcher. I understand that he needs to protect his throwing hand, but he did not have proper hand positioning to control the barrel of the bat.

“A good Carpenter never blames the fools.”

He sounds like a real-life Champ Kind and looks like a washed-up wrestler. 10/10, would watch again. Whammy!

That is a routine play if he’s wearing a kilt. The reduced coefficient of thigh friction allows him to settle under the ball and pound his glove once or twice before making the catch. This is a Jeter-esque lack of range turned into a “highlight.” #truther.

Deal. Now, go!

It sounds as if you think that supplementing your income with $16, less time&expenses, at the rate DWade drinks a gallon of milk, is somehow worth it.

She went to drop a deuce. Nothing else makes sense. She left her phone in her car because it was going to be a short hike. As she hiked, the morning coffee kicked in, and she wandered off trail for privacy. Apparently, she got more privacy than she bargained for.

I wanna see this kid with Arnold near a flock of pigeons.