I went down a weird internet worm hole today trying to determine what “Bad Boy Mowers” is and why they sponsor the Gasparilla Bowl. It ended with my boss telling me to get back to work, but I learned: that I should “mow with attitude”; an orange walk-behind mower costs over $1k; they make culvert cleaners; I can buy…

The answer is Dressage, aka Fancy Horse Dancing. It's all expenses paid, right? Get the beat damn horse money can buy. You learn to ride it in 4 years. The horse is the athlete, you're along for the ride 

There was no risk, because of the way the rules are. Kicking team touched the ball first, but wasn’t able to control it and down it. At this point, the receiving team can attempt to advance the ball, and regardless of what happens, choose to take the ball where the kicking team first touched it, or take the result of…

Good to see Buster Bluth still getting work.

LB is inherently less hate-able with Pops Ball nowhere to be found/heard. Props to Papa Ball, he has disproved the "any publicity is better than no publicity" axiom. It's almost as if LB's skills will speak for themself. 

You are wrong, see above.

At which university did you double -major in reading and facts? Cause you need a refund. Literally nothing in post was correct; it has been over 29 years since CLE beat DEN in CLE, their most recent win, regardless of location, was in 1990, in Den.

Well, duh, I think we all know that. (J/k that is some insider info)

There is no evidence that proves you are wrong.

KC losing at home in a meaningful game? This isn't the KC I know...Just a tune-up for another playoff flame-out.

Yeah, or Lisa’s Rival? Or Lisa the Vegetarian? 

And the spread was 1.5

I've seen better

Chevy Nova in English markets: Cool name, evokes the wonders of space

Brown eyes here, and I sneeze like a mofo when I go from dark to light. I thought it happened to everyone. I’ve known the truth for maybe 10 years (I’m 38).

They should just keep that line out there for the entire game. Got any other brain-busters to solve? Otherwise, I’ll be out raking and preventing forest fires.

Rantanen is on fire, unlike the forests in his fatherland. #rantanenrakesonskates

“I’d like to issue an apology: Sooooorry. From the bottom of my heart, Oh, hey, Soooooper Sooooorry, eh?”

I thought that was called a "Snowman"

Rum AND Kokanee, as in Kokanee with Rum in it (or vice versa)? Or when he drinks, he only drinks rum OR Kokanee?