ive never laughed at a piss joke. (sees how impressed everyone is, takes it one step further) in fact, ive never laughed before in my life.

As a Mormon at BYU’s sister school in Idaho, I can tell you that hot drinks are two things that Joseph Smith taught us to avoid, and we really have no idea why.

I am predicting beards will be allowed by the end of 2018.

There’s this thing Bojack Horseman (the show) does, where it presents a particularly biting observation as a joke at first, and then reveals the true horrific consequences of that observation later... and still presents it as a joke. And somewhere along the way you realized it was never funny to begin with, but you…

The “Chickens” episode did such a wonderful job of posing these questions as pointedly as possible, then leaving them horribly unaddressed.

Sorry guys. The whole “The Simpsons is running forever” thing is my fault. I got one of those monkey’s paws in 1994.

If they do this, I’m going to be pissed off. It turns Daenerys’s entire journey into a way to make a dude really sad. The show’s made huge strides in how it treats its female characters since its “sexposition” days, and doing something like forcing Jon to sacrifice Daenerys would take it right back to the worst and…

I will remember his last words forever: “I gurgle gurgle...”