I am very sorry for the child that he was that turned him into this adult. Happily, most abused children are not Trumps, so they go on to be perfectly ordinary, not terrible people. But Jesus, I pity this poor fuck almost as much as I think he’s The Worst Jr

*takes deep breath*

I was at Penn at the same time as Melker. Donnie was indeed a sad sack of a human being who peed everywhere and assaulted everyone. He belonged to the most rape-y of rape-y fraternities and comfortably communicated with his asshat brothers in the misogynist language of his father and...he just sucked. He really did…

To be fair. I’d probably be a crazy bed peeing alcoholic too if that orange freak was my father.

If you’re laughing much harder at humor directed at other races than at other humor, that could come off as douchey. Add in that this was merely one annoying aspect of him that night (being super drunk, spilling a drink on someone), it paints a picture of an asshole.

Donald Trump Jr. and Ted Cruz deserved to have each other as roommates in college

OMFG I wanna tongue kiss Howard Dean. I thought I was the only one with the cocaine theory.