She’s 53 like I'm 53, and I'll be turning 60 in April. I remember when she first started putting up posters around town, and she is at least a few years older than I am. My guess is somewhere between early-mid 60s and late-mid 60s.

I gave her a light pink leopard print one and she gave me the pink and black leopard print one. LOTS O’ LEOPARD PRINT

This was totally like my wedding, only we were inspired by CarTalk. Our performance artists wore vintage muscle car transmissions on their heads and in retrospect the whole thing would have been far less tragic had we not insisted that they get in the pool.

It’s because underage red is always trying to look like the grown up reds.

This all sounds very Scientologisty! What with the acronyms and the punishment for behaving in a way deemed “subversive.”

Then again, for a company this large, what’s more likely to be noticed? A single person who doesn’t have a membership discontinuing their shopping habits with no corporate visibility, or a single person posting in direct response to someone sitting on high in the food chain?

To note, in general, I do agree with what…

To be fair to them—isn’t that essentially what they just did? While they may not have completely discontinued shopping there, they did share their displeasure with an appropriate party.

Is it just me, or do you stop taking someone seriously the minute they use the word ‘hubby’ in a professional email?

Address please?

No! Full sized candy bars have saved Halloween for me!

Now that I am an adult with children of my own and expected to sit by my door for hours on end handing out candy to other people’s terrible children, there is only one saving grace for me: king sized candy bars.

I don’t give them to everyone mind you, I buy a 10…

ya in theory I’d really like to get behind the whole cup thing but...I like using tampons because I can forget about them (mostly). and I’m a lesbian too so it’s not even for the “f*ck the man” aspect.

I know many of you hate it when i turn many of my comments into a Family Guy reference. But I thought this one was very fitting for today’s topic.

They’re the new line of “uber feminist”.

Perhaps, explaining what a carbon nanotube is would have helped you do your job and write a complete post.

Common sense, at least to me, says that the head is the patient, and anything else getting attached to the patient, is a transplant.

No body knows.

Not to mention fire code regulations in my city require any public establishment with a roof to have clearly labelled exits and a sprinkler system. Do you want the imminent rash of unregulated free library fires burning your city to the ground?

Well then. As the name of the festival suggests...

I'd buy one right now if the eyes lit up.

Cute little pooch. Maybe I've got a Milk-Bone