Thank you! It was so loosely worded so that John in California who got in a fender bender with his TDI and never had it repaired would still be offered a settlement. Not so Joe in Cincinnati could strip every possible piece off the car (that by the way, was presumably on his car at the date of the settlement) and try…

“How none of them thought to address this in the actual settlement document is beyond me, but now, two months after final approval, we’ve got an answer in the form of a hearing transcript.”

It’s hard to account for the lowest common denominator.

How none of them thought to address this in the actual settlement document is beyond me

Haha I’m fine with YT celebs in general, but YT *pranksters* can all die in a fire.

Fuck these guys. Seriously.

Above, stupid drunk is were your friends can get you to do shit like try to jump over a table, but you are aware enough to not get in a car or take the advice to get in a taxi. Super drunk means you are beyond reason and now feel as though you are in a normal state of being and get in your car and drive home and burn…

Is super drunk above or below stupid drunk? Asking for a friend.

Completely agreed, Patrick. Mine will be here in November. Probably the longest 11 months of my life. Is it weird that I’m more excited about my AZ-1 than I was about my Focus RS? Because I am...

Is it just me or does ~$55k feel a little more right for the 4C? I always felt that the $70k MSRP was a touch too high for what the 4C offered. That’s Cayman/Boxster S territory. At $55k that’s around base Corvette territory, or non-S Cayman/Boxster.

As a four and a half year old should be.

I hear you. I bought by Honda back in March, 2012. 75,000 miles and I still have yet to actually put the key in the door.

Well, he looks like the kind of guy who knows how to get in a locked car, that’s for sure.

This guy looks totally trustworthy.

Oh c’mon - they’re the cheapest gullwing-door car you can buy.

A-hole in one.

Anyone else think this is a dick move? I mean, I don’t have any sympathy for VAG, but these people are getting pretty generous compensation for this mess. It’s not like VAG is giving them peanuts for their cars.

What a prick. This is on par with those crybabies that try to pay their speeding tickets in pennies.

I admire his commitment to being a recalcitrant ass.

Leave it to a car salesman to use the letter of the law to screw someone.