The gears sounded quite simple, with first all the way down, then a half click up to reverse neutral, then second third fourth in single sequential toe clicks up from there.

Copying Mitsubishi at this moment in history be like

Not to mention that Florida summers are quite rainy. Water could fall from the sky at any moment and destroy his car’s windshield.

We’re dicks! We’re reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong-il is an asshole. Pussies don’t like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes - assholes who just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way,…

yes, but hot mud

Tell me more about this Poorn Sx. Sounds great.

Ah man, I have JUST the video for this one. I rented the most deceptive Tahoe in Mexico a few years ago:

I really don’t want to know how many unplanned pregnancies happened in and around this vehicle.

Those hills are singing! Its almost like they are alive with the noise of their singing.

A brand new Dodge Caliber. After one day in that heap, I could not believe for one minute that any company that farted such a crap can onto the market could still be in business. I wondered if the Chryco brass and engineers had ever even driven a Honda or Toyota product for comparison sake.

Time Frame: Dec 1997, right before Christmas
Location: Denver, CO
Situation: Need to drive to Seattle to drop off a liked, but I only have a motorcycle as reliable transportation, and there is a HUGE snow storm about to destroy the entire span of the Colorado Rockies.

That’s why I always get a Dodge Journey. Nobody’s doing that!

I am probably uniquely qualified to answer this question as I have both cars in my driveway, my wife’s CX5 and my Q50.

Problem solved.

Yeah, and Obama took credit for ending the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan too... how’d that work out? Jalopnik seems awfully biased lately.

Well, I learned that you can spell “asstap” with Passat today. Wow, what a time to be alive!

Nah, just haven’t gotten the chance to stick them back on.

You regulate cars but not knives.