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Well since noone’s posted it yet...

After I hit the lottery, I’m going to paint one with chalkboard paint from Home Depot and then design what ever the fuck I want on it whenever the hell I want it...

“Screw this, I’m going home”

Most appropriate.

The design language is Jaguar-Audi laundered through China

absolutely fake, but great nonetheless!

I guess you could say they are not “friends” amirite

They probably gave him the rate on the condition that he’d have pants on the next time he walked into a PenFed branch.

For all we know, the frame is already bent.

Wait.

I think companies really need to get out of the habit on firing people because the internet demands a sacrifice. It only encourages people to continue using toxic behaviors to push their agendas.

Back in the early 90's when my dad first moved to NYC from Russia, he bought a 1990 Toyota Camry and wired in a fuel pump switch that was hidden under the back seat but reachable from the front seats. He lived in a really bad area so by flicking that switch the car would not start at all. That along with one of those

Its a Vin Code Lengthener for when you get into a Wreck and don’t want to have to explain to everyone why you have about 7 digits instead of about 100.

Jalopnik: [shown excessive chrome and swoop designs] Too busy! Too much! What happened to simple designs???

Dynamic Jowls is the name I propose for modern design.

go-faster dents

Colin Chapman must be spinning in his grave.

I have no idea how Fernando Alonso walked away from that.

Why did he bother using the STi? Everybody knows that AWD makes no difference in inclement conditions.