Why is this a positive review than?! D:

Still not his ugliest turnover of the season.

Cam Newton's First Law of Motion.

I don't like the attention Newton brings on himself. Look at him getting in a collision right outside the Observer offices.

I bet Newton regrets driving on the slant route now.

Pictured: Yet another Cam Newton turn over.

There is no engine in that car. You can't crush iron like that. Plus, no fluids. Not even radiator coolant.

He is the most miserable gay man I have ever seen. She is quite the cook even if her show is pretentious and annoying.

Alton Brown is where it's at.

(*｀Д´)ノ！！！

No S class, no Gangsta

Ina Garten is one of the few old school Food Network stars I can stand. Besides making good food without histrionics, I like it when her husband rolls up in his 7-series like a real Hamptons Gangsta

For this amount of money, you surely can buy a proper M5 of a younger vintage and have a few go-faster bits attached to it.

is it me or does it have these fabulous cheekbones

Bean addiction will ruin ya.

That isn't stopping other dealerships from actually doing this though. Here's one from near my house.

Absolutely beautiful.

At least it went down in the right Centralia. Ain't nothin' gettin' retrieved from Pennsylvania's.

I went to go visit my under ten year old brother the other day. He spent four hours watching a minecraft lets play series

I heard his high pitched voice once and just stayed far away. For all I know he could be great; never really gave him a chance. But I'm pretty confident I'm not missing out.

I've never watched Pewdiepie. I saw his picture once and determined I'll never want to know any more about that person. No regrets.