Yes, but can you perform those tasks while being extremely cute and pocket-sized?

I wonder if Brody can roll over better than this little guy.

Aw, man. I have an irrational love of the Timbit.

As I am currently mid-marathon, I feel compelled to point out that their home (where that, and most of their scenes, take place) is not in Stars Hollow, it's in Hartford.

I don't want a Gilmore Girls movie anymore. Not without Richard.

I imagine Jesus got picked up after having a few-too-many and yelling at some Roman guards to "come at me bro." Later, he was screaming "don't you know who my dad is?"

Oh god, Alan Alda. You are better than this! I am going to end up watching this on a plane, I can feel it.

It's best if you repeat back what they just said as slowly and with as much disdain as possible.

Start singing "Let It Go" passive aggressively.

My aunt's family likes to get racist about Middle Eastern people. I like to point out on the map exactly where Jesus was from.

I got divorced from my inlaws, so it's not a problem for me, but my kid is in middle school and becoming interested in social justice issues- like painfully and intensely concerned. I've already let him know that the thing to do when anyone in his extended family brings up race, gender, politics, or religion, is to…

You know, I love all of these ideas, but where are the suggestions for not becoming so enraged that you get all red and sweaty and have a hard time putting together any sentence at all, let alone a coherent one? Because that's the one I need. Dinner ruiner, party of me.

I have not read all of the above entries.... I may be the first here to say I LOVE WILLIAM SONOMA. It is the most customer friendly place I have ever been to. For instance, a couple of years ago I was there, searching for a new All Clad pot. I told the salesperson that I was actually looking for the very same pot I…

i gotta say the "spoontula" is amazing though—i have one my SIL go for me from pamperd chef and i use it for everything.

So sorry for the holiday strife, but that story was marvelous. If you haven't before, check out this site, I bet you have new appreciation for it. (It kind of looks like 1998, but that adds to the charm, I think.)

Ive worked as a manager at Williams-Sonoma for two years and I can't afford half of this stuff with my discount! People ask me the differences in machines that are hundreds of dollars apart and guess what... there is no difference. I LOVE our stuff, I love playing with it at work, eating the samples, looking at the…

Sorry but the silicone spatula (I'm not using the dumb name) is actually quite useful. You're entirely wrong for ranting against this.

You shut your mouth with your Bundt cake hating ways. How else would one bake this bit of cake perfection?

Ina Garten is one of the few old school Food Network stars I can stand. Besides making good food without histrionics, I like it when her husband rolls up in his 7-series like a real Hamptons Gangsta

The peppermint bark IS amazingly delicious and better than just about any other peppermint bark I've found from any other place.