That’s it folks, everyone go home now.

The ol’ I don’t want to be a dick/I’m totally going to be a dick move. Classic.

I’ll use my favorite line for this one; I’m not gay but $20 is $20.

Hmm, slow sports day?

I believe that’s just the grape “kool-aid”

That’s the height of Peyton’s forehead so I’d say it’s par for the course.

+1 “tutor”

+1 Hot waterfall

Modern day Ja Rule.

+1 NH joke

Picabo stated that during the fight, she pushed Roland down the stairs and locked him in the basement before she called dispatch.

Chumbawumba Chair’s name is so fitting

+1 McNair’s Shotgun Offense

Chip Kelly is currently petitioning to change Black Monday to White Monday.

This is why I frequent Deadspin.

#BundleOfSticksMatters

Remember how well the last committee put together by Goodell turned out...?

Browns gonna Brown.

Tell your one shithead friend who’s always late that you’ll be eating at least half an hour before you actually want to.