Just a warning to anyone whose just seeing this; stay off any form of social media today.

Here’s a quote from the man himself about what happened, “They put me on a bunch of IVs and I ended up being in the hospital. I kind of looked at the doctor kind of deranged and I go, ‘What happened?’ He goes, ‘Well, you’ve got a collapsed lung and you told the paramedics that you had rib problems, and your vital…

I went to the Kid Cudi/Tyler concert in Boston two years ago and after Tyler’s first song he said something along the lines of “Why are you all sitting in your seats still? There’s one security guard who’s 60 years old, get the fuck up to the front”. When the next song dropped everyone from the back started climbing…

As a Redskins fan by blood and a Patriots fan by location; the only thing worse than this off season is any year being a Browns fan.

Russell should take an abstinence on talking.

This is a really shitty week.

Wow, I thought for sure that link was going to be fake and send me here.

#Jaredgate

AND THE PLOT THICKENS.

Ireland doesn’t have to worry about this. The alcohol in their blood will skew the tests.

This is coming from the league that will hand out opiates like candy to players in pain so they can play. Interesting take, Goodell.

I know the Why Your Team Sucks segment is supposed to go by previous years record but don’t you think you could have bent the rules this time and have the 49’ers where they rightfully should be? First.

Phew, I’m glad it’s acceptable to have two mothers now.

Yes, but, can he participate in the Special Olympics? Didn’t think so.

Eli is one of the strangest sports figures. He’s good enough to be considered a top QB but not an elite one. Yet, somehow, he’s won two Superbowls. On top of being the best athlete able to pass for being mentally handicapped (sorry Charles Barkley).

Something, something, peppermint roll.

I thought eight year olds with shitty parents were the only one’s with that haircut.

Everyone can go home now.

They may be in an easy division, but can you name their head coach without looking it up?