You sir are not fluent in sarcasm.

So pretty much what Lebron does already? Be non existent on defense and cherry pick the whole time.

When stories like these come out of people passing greats like Jordan, Ted Williams, Ken Griffey I can only think what if they didn't spend part of their prime playing baseball, fighting a war or having surgery performed on them.

Ouch...+1

If I was stuck in a room with Hitler, Lebron James and Roger Goodell with a loaded handgun with only three bullets in it I would shoot Goodell in his vagina three times.

This is exactly why I come to Deadspin. +1

Damn, guy plays defense like James Harden.

Someone needs to remake Groundhog Day starring Derrick Rose

Cut? I've seen statues move more than Lebron when his teammates have the ball.

J.Peterman broke the internet

Nothing will ever beat the crowd at Boston's TD Garden singing the day after the Boston Marathon bombings.

"It was like a fabricated interview, like what (Jenkins) thinks Tiger would say."

I'm more impressed that Sergio Brown uses the word egregious in his everyday vocabulary.

A Schiano man would have had illegal drugs on them.

Kiwi money just can't take you as far as it used to.

Let it be known that pkellen2313 won the internet on 11/10/2014

A Schiano Man eats taco dirt....and likes it.

Shareese Asparagus.....

Asking for a friend; Will NFL network or another major cable provider be broadcasting the game live?

Somewhere Martin Gramatica is popping champagne.