*sprints to bathroom running on pure adrenaline*

Since when does Old Dirty Bastard play for the Giants?!

Drummond isn’t good on post-up plays and isn’t a particularly good passer. Playing their offense through him doesn’t get you points at a high efficiency. His best way of generating points is by dominating the glass and getting easy points on putbacks. Unfortunately for Detroit, while Love isn’t a very good defender,…

alas my only story about a machine that accepts change on a turnpike involves about three minutes of confusion. yep, we were those idiots; getting off the Garden State Parkway at Irvington. we roll up to the toll booth and we - three MIT-educated engineers, mind you - could not make heads or tails of the interface by…

You say “Delmon Young” and this is the first thing I think of. Alas, no one ever made this t-shirt.

Conversely, a few weeks ago when I went to put the hotel room key card in the slot it slipped from my hands, fell to the floor, and then somehow defied physics and slid right under the door.

Legend says my great grandmother, in a fit of hysterics once threw a hatchet backwards over her head that my grandfather was using to chop wood. It gracefully arced 25 yards through the air and brained a cow, killing it stone dead.

I'm from the south so I know how devastating it is getting the clap from cousins.