It’d be nice if you bothered to read anything that I or anybody else wrote about this. Why bother though?

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(but yeah, nauseous)

I thought they banned optical illusions?

This was quite a journey!

This was quite a journey!

“The freshman told investigators that his teammates restrained him with more duct tape during the drive, pulled down his shorts and underwear, then repeatedly tried to insert an object into his rectum.”

Thanks guys

My 88 year old grandmother could put Joanna’s run to shame. And bake you cookies while doing it.

Not to make you feel bad Joanna, but my 9 year old was at Brooklyn Zoo 2 weeks ago and he was able to scramble up the parkour wall on his first try.

Future should try enunciating. Also, remove yourself from my grass.

Don’t make your saltiness so obvious

So you’re saying don’t have a party with all your friends and instead do nothing on a Saturday night? Got it.

Pretty sure those two are polar opposites

I thought between South Park and Louis CK that we had come to an understanding that faggot no longer refers to gay people in common parlance, but rather, just people who are acting like... well, faggots. Like, I feel like the best way to take the power away from a slur is to turn it from being about a specific group…

You can’t let the fans get to you. The only proper response to heckling is a refined one such as this

“You wanna fight, faggot? I’ll kick your ass.” Ya. Wow. So disheartening. I mean, it’s 2017. Let’s torch and pitchfork his ass back to double-A. It’s our moral obligation, right?

That’s a fair point; we’ve changed the language.

Water under the bridge.

In the first sentence of this article, maybe change the term “washing out” to something else...given the circumstances...

Its helps that I worked at a bacon factory for awhile, got gobs of free bacon at the time, decided not to throw out the drippings.