Because he would never go near a member of the public who wasn’t a rabid supporter at one of his rallies.

“I feel betrayed by a man that I supported in every way for more than 20 years,” Mrs. Giuliani said in an interview.

We could write a book about it, call it “Root.”

Putting aside the racism ... sneaker heists? Isn’t that crime a little sad and small-time for 3 grown men? This seems like it’s more on the level of the elementary school playground thug.

I recently heard from one person about an incident from sixty years ago. Sixty years passed before they were ready to talk...sixty.

120k ain't what it used to be!

I’m sorry that happened to you. I’m sorry that I used to be the kind of man who contributed to that in a small way. I’ve tried to be a better person.

Today I watched Lost Highway and realized its much better than I remembered. I also remembered that I went on a date to see it and we witnessed a guy jerking off during one of the sex scenes. The jerk off dude has done more in his life to deserve media coverage than any of these two messes this articles about.

This is some serious white people shit.

“There were these hearings in the ‘30s where they brought rich people in front of Congress and just kind of trashed them.”

Corona, like Heineken, isn’t really cheap beer.

How did Dimond do in the swim meet Friday?

Stop punishing young women for making you horny.

I’m not sure I’d want to see Intergluteal Cleft opening for anyone.

I’m not sure I’d want to see Intergluteal Cleft opening for anyone.

Official finds intergluteal cleft unpalatable

“Intergluteal Cleft” would be a FANTASTIC name for a rock band.

Alasska Scold Rush 

He will cut out the middle man and just appoint Putin to the job.

no one says “we liberals” jackass