I haven't yet, I'm a bit scared to because I'm scared that all the sadness of other people with the same problem as me will do more to make me feel worse about the situation than better. So I am stuck in this place where I am surrounded by people who can't relate, but I am loathe to find a group of people that would.

I'm posting this here because I don't know where else to or who to turn to, and I love the AVC commentariat so I feel like this is a safe place for me to lay out my situation.

Also, no Other Guy! Where's Other Guy??

Difference is, I don't try to dump 3 cups of mayo into a casserole with bananas and canned ketchup sauce.

That…doesn't help at all.

Sorry but…this looks utterly disgusting. THREE cups of cream? Canned chili sauce? Bananas? No.

Just ignore him. This dude has become a known troll around these parts.

Are you on the west coast? I heard it was worse for east coast folks.

They're not brave or cutting enough to do something like that.

I just straight up had trouble loading AVC itself, as in the home page. And any article thereafter that I tried to click on. In fact, there was a point when the AVC site was super difficult to load but Disqus was still working once the page loaded. Then disqus, too, was down. Thereafter, my boredom became acute.

Twitter is still down for me, been that way for 3 hours. I feel lost.

It's weird that AVC claims it wasn't affected because it hasn't been able to load for me for more than two hours until just now. It would load pages after like 3 minutes and then disqus wouldn't work at all.

I saw his touring show that he did after he was fired from NBC and it was great and kind of dark. But that was like 7 years ago now.

Now you've veered into flat-out bad territory. Keep trying, though. Eventually you'll come full circle. I think.

He really is still super strong. I'm too old now to stay up to watch him every night at 11 but I watch 2-3 episodes a week on demand. He does self-deprecating silliness like no other.

Now you're just trying too hard.

Update after watching: He's *STILL* mumbling! Even with the American accent! Now THAT takes talent.

Awww man, that was way better.

Kimmel's not too bad. He's better than the other Jimmy.

Doctor Strange-hole?