Can’t believe it didn’t have a sprinkler or halon system installed. What a waste...

Can’t believe Sammy Sosa is the perp...

Zach, if there was such a thing as a white bearded dude that lived on a cloud and granted wishes, he would hate you...

From scanning the posts, I’m thinking Libby is now vacationing in a Faraday Cage...

Someone gave him a math problem, he was just answering it...

Yzerman is on the way...

There should be zero coaching once the match starts.

You know what though?

Hey Jalen, welcome to official douchey asshole-dom.

Pew pew pew...

They all look like the bad guys from “Taken”...

For me, it was the flying monkeys.

None, I’m perfect...

Maybe he wouldn’t sign the release for his likeness to be used unless they paid him a hundred million dollars...

This is obviously just shtick...

I think they should keep doing it only to the Caps, you know, for yucks...

I’m going to run my car into a tree, ala “Sideways”, and then sue for some kind of sweet Federal settlement...

I would think the shame and humiliation of having such a stupid tattoo would be enough...

“Mr Crapo”

Stop asking me to whitelist.