Thank buddha the beer still works...

She’s got a lot of nerve making fun of anyone, after what nature did to her...

When I listened, it sounded like “Lotus” position to me.

That was so awesome...

Gil-Tee...

Reader’s Digest version: He’s a giant fatso that won’t listen...

I was ready to jump on the soup, but it’s 5% off for subscribe, and 20% off your first order. No mention of 50%.

I was ready to jump on the soup, but it’s 5% off for subscribe, and 20% off your first order. No mention of 50%.

Great story...

It’s got to be that 76ers guy’s wife...

There’s no such thing as 150%.

Creepy...

Oh man...

They were filled with chocolate...

Lol...

Russell, see what trouble you get into when you believe in a white bearded dude that lives on a cloud and grants wishes?

The blue one is colder...

Man my eyes are getting bad.

I don’t know about all that, but let’s talk about the old lady purplish hair dye he’s working there...

Trying to hide the turkey gobble...

Looks like they’re huffing paint.