They’re doing their best to stop us all from Forgetting Kristen Bell...

If the video will stop stupid mamalukes like the one in the above gif, I’m all for it...

Cyber spin kick to Simmons head...

If someone would have come off the barrier in a luchador mask, it would have been so money...

Punkbitch...

It’s not petty, it’s a private party.

Not just the neck thing, but I’d say no to any female over 40...

I want to read Annie Clark some poetry, put wild flowers in her hair, and tenderly pork her...

For and extra fiddy, I think I’d have to go with the Senns...

For and extra fiddy, I think I’d have to go with the Senns...

Zero chance he wrote that...

Oh let the losses rain down upon his head...

You’ll always be fat to me, Richie...

The carpet is much more comfortable when you’re “soaking” though...

Someone at some point will drop trou and shimmy up on the kitchen sink ledge...

Someone at some point will drop trou and shimmy up on the kitchen sink ledge...

So tired of the forced bad-grammar.

Housekeeper fired in 3....2....1

I did the same thing a year ago with my 20yr old cat, my nose pressed against his as he left.

If the chain made it mandatory for all people bringing kids to use that theater, I am soooooo down.

I wish it was parked in your driveway, so we could get another irate neighbor story up...

Ewwww...