It was me, and once again the pathetic police were right next to me and I got away...

I’d be all for it if they agreed to a mandatory 15 minute, off the cuff, no notes or prompter, speech on their genius take...

I’m her...

Ivanka is so smoking hot...

People that do ridiculously stupid things always seem to smile...

Right about now is when Rory is realizing his wallet and car keys are gone...

Good, this has become more annoying than Tebowing...

2 pounds??

Well, I never took Gordon for a mensa candidate, so it sounds like a dumbass thing he would do...

As soon as his “ain’t nothin to a boss” comment saw the light of day, I wish they could have taken his entire annual salary, and his shoes...

Look at that head!

Duh...

I’m no fan of Trump, but in his defense, she’s pretty heinous...

I’m just staring at her eyes, waiting for something weird to happen...

Jesus...

Plus, we’re the fattest we’ve ever been as a country...

Screw you Tom Ley, for making me take sides with Chip Kelly...

I had no idea the WNBA was still in business...

I ship North America and the semi’s...

I’d rather see them lose, than have fat Phil on the team.