He’s always been an 11yr old on the verge of a tantrum at heart...

I played ice hockey with guys who would just throw their shit in the bag, zip it up, and not touch it until next game.

Anal...

Totally agree...

Here’s for all you stuffy rat bastards...

Now get on a place asamfp...

I’d be down if I could have one on one classes with the cute instructor with the Suicide Girl starter kit in the ad...

Waaaaaaaaaaaay too much soccer...

Miko Grimes has gone to college??

He always looks like he smells like pee...

Ok, “6th in line to the British crown” made me spit up my energy drink.

Sundek makes trunks that have a waterproof pocket that sits flush, not all cargo-shorty. Pricey though, around $125.

I bought this for my Coleco Vision back in the day, it seemed like some real DARPA shit.

For once, it wasn’t screamy in the stroller ruining my day.

Lot’s of choices, but most likely Martin and Okposo...

EFF!!!!!!

The size is fine, as long as you use close-to-sand-level beach chairs.

The size is fine, as long as you use close-to-sand-level beach chairs.

Serious question...

I wish we could have at least seen Margery’s clothes explode off of her before she died...

I still like: