Love that movie. Also shout out to “Possession” which is... it gets pretty wild.

I hit it big with his suggestion to grow tuna with the mayonnaise already inside them. 

First Evan Rachel Wood makes all of those accusations against the guy who played Paul, and now this. I never thought I’d have to say this, but maybe Wayne was right all along. Maybe they really were buttheads.

I mean, he’s right. The sequence in Dune where all the cars crash into each other really took me out the moment.

“As God as my witness, I thought [chickens] could fly” -- Ronald McDonald, probably

...films have aged poorly, Peter Pans a pretty big example...

Sondheim also co-wrote a musical based on The Frogs, by Aristophanes.

“spielberg’s inability”

christopher lee is not sgt. howie in “wicker man” - that is edward woodward.  lee is lord summerisle.  c’mon, man, get it right.

Now I’m not sure if I want to even see Halloween Kills after reading this or if I want to see it even more.

New drinking game: every time a filmmaker declares "it's about trauma" , take as many shots as you need. 

The media loves to report these stories, while ignoring all the good work creepy possessed dolls do in the community.

Does her cousin’s friend’s swollen balls live in Canada? That would explain a lot.

Seems sketchy. I mean, it’s not like I even own a VCR anymore, but if I did, I would be reluctant to put in a tape someone left in some box, regardless of the label on it. That’s how you get Ringed.

That quote from him is a lot of fun if you read it like it’s Luis from Ant-Man speaking.

I read those last 3 words in Elaine’s voice.

He’s a one-man Chumbawumba.

The film also features Dann Trejo. That’s good!

more like a nevvt amirite

George Romero’s masterpiece of horror is a no-brainer for this list—and not just because the shambling zombies contained within would eat them all