Wearing bronzer and talking in an Indian accent with background music by Debarge.

“But I was thinking...instead of houses, we could live in tipis.

I like the white, THX-1138-esque background.

That is possibly an oil on water effect, but it is no lava lamp.

“By the way, I loved you in The Wizard of Oz.”

I’m more of a Bombay Sapphire kind of guy though.

szechuan teriyaki dipping sauce, morty!

szechuan teriyaki dipping sauce, morty!

There’s a way we have of talking about the “no friends” situation that I think is inherently problematic, namely: there is one normal way of living, and if you’re not living that way, something has to change.

Well, I’ll be the one to say Rubber is fantastic.

Pom! 

He’d be the doctor that tells you “don’t worry. It’s not polio.” Then a month later, “HAHA! PSYCHE! IT WAS POLIO ALL ALONG!”

In the words of Highlander, there can only be one.

That’s why the BowFlex is still the best personal workout machine.

iirc he was the subject of the scene which demonstrated that the writers didn’t understand time travel (i.e. he has his fingers cut off in the past so he’s no longer able to drive a car, but did manage to open the car door just a few seconds before that)

“Oh, and then there’s Baby Faye And Her Newsboys, a one-joke joke that never finds a second. Vaudevillians too old to still be doing Our Gang/Shirley Temple-style shtick in their mid-40s?... The only laugh was from Aidy—as Baby Faye’s still-domineering stage matron...”

Look, the reason why our playgrounds are so dull is because Americans are very prone to sue. And why is that? Because of our shitty healthcare situation. In some cases, suing is the only recourse if you have to pay a huge unexpected medical bill. So, cool article, but way to ignore the single underlying reason for why…

I am the same. These freaks then run to baggage claim where they get to wait some more, whereas by the time I get there my bag is likely making its way around to me on the carrousel.

Yes God forbid we have a nuanced adult answer.

This is a very good article on the whole, but I must take issue with the offhand reference to It’s a Wonderful Life. The movie came out in 1946, not 1963; Jimmy Stewart’s character is named George, not Billy; the crow is not his pet; and it certainly does not appear in concert with news of death or financial ruin.…

Or see your comments and think ‘insightful’