Same reason the 1 series coupe was for assholes. The people who drive it all seems to be assholes. I mean maybe it's just here but they are all assholes. Every single one.
Nope. Needs more cocaine, VHS tapes, cassette decks, cheesy synth music, and overt defense spending.
My suggestions:
SHHHHHHH...
Excessive body roll while making maneuvers seems to be a Korean problem not just in automotive design
Old enough?! Wagons are for ACTIVE people. They carry camping gear, bikes, paddleboards, they tow snowmobiles, boats, whatever. Wagons are YOUTHFUL. It's stodgy sedans and boring SUVs that are for old people.
I listen to it at work. Repetitive, high energy music works great to keep me focused when my brain is tired and bored.
The best time to listen to trance is late at night.
Yes, let's bring back the bitch bucket.