Oh, come on. In before someone posts it:

I chortled audibly.

Driving with no doors? It's a Jeep thing, officer. You wouldn't understand. OIIIIO

If this doesn't prove Minis are too big, I don't know what does.

Important to learn how to use a manual, as well as have a baseball bat handy to cap this asshole in the knees before he gets out on the road. Smug prick.

if you unfocus you're eyes, it's the ground that starts spinning and the car stays put

We're here for you. It's ok.

Hmm, now I'm imagining a good joke involving the wife's car and a less neon spider. Knowing her though, it would somehow end up blowing up the gas station.

I know, BP is a bunch of bastards.

The little bastards.

What, no website or contact info? Come on!

great video. i hate becoming older and more sensible. drove to work in a blizzard this morning and didnt take one corner sideways. i don't even know me anymore :(

Technically, the doors come off anything if you're adventurous enough

That car should come with a vasectomy and/or a divorce.

Geo Tracker 5 Speed 4x4 2 Door. You can load the baby in the car seat from outside with the top off. So easy.

Pretty much every car is slower doing 5-60 than it is from 0-60. This is because when accelerating from a stop, you can dump the clutch at high RPMs (or brake torque the car to high RPMs if it is an automatic). When you accelerate from 5-60, you have no choice but to accelerate from low RPMs because the car is already…

No problem! To get better 5-60 times, you just dip the clutch and free-rev before dumping it...

I built this in my garage for under three thousand dollars and it was faster than damn near everything up until aero took effect. Not a kit, but a scratch build. Definitely the most fun I've had behind the wheel ever. Everyone should build a car, even if it comes in 1000 Honda boxes.

And....you missed the entire point.

"Go fuck yourselves, Honda."