I noticed #1 you misspelled "Volvo Station Wagon"

THIS JUST IN: LARGE CAR IS LARGE

LARGE MODERN SEDAN BIGGER THAN 45 YEAR OLD SPORTS CAR

Yeah. But why would the time come? The thing still has one of the most desirable demographics in the car business, and it's 40 years old.

That's heinous. But just a fan's drawing. Why would they ever redesign the G-Wagen?

-> Correction: The Leone/GL/Loyale/RX [EA82] was replaced by the the Impreza not the Legacy. The Legacy was released while the Leone/Loyale/GL/DL/RX was still on the market.

Impreza? Nope.

An "audio editing error". /rolleyes

This made less sense than the plot of Lost.

Does it come with the flat brimmed hat too?

You want to make coco sad today?

Who will go through the trouble of hacking this shit.. honestly. they can unlock the doors!?? so can the punk down the street with that brick in his hand. They can't steal it though.

I don't hate rear-view cameras. They're useful. I hate spending money on things I don't need. I don't need a rear-view camera because I'm not an idiot.

If you hate rear-view cameras in cars, shit bothers you too easily.

My favorite Bollywood scene has been featured on Jalopnik before: Singham! If I did this correctly, the video should be starting at the beginning of the best chase scene of all time! And no, Mahrinda Scorpios most certainly do NOT sound like Audi RS4s.

It's good to be the Editor Emeritus.

you had to point out the oscar thing, poor leo is crying...

The Ford F-150. Well actually any crew cab pickup could really fit here. The people carrying ability of a sedan with the hauling capability of a truck.

*Nic Cage is not the greatest actor of our generation. This was sarcasm.

I prefer the Rokon Trailbreaker. Plus you can store extra fuel in the wheels.