As an owner of an ‘09 9-7x Aero, I’m obligated to give you a star.

Don’t forget Tom. I love his car buying articles. Also Mercedes has had some great articles lately.

Oh, I meant to say in my comment. Rob, NPOND is legitimately the only reason I come to Jalop now.

Maybe now’s an opportunity to bring Alanis King back and give her the reins and see how weird this place will get? Daily Criss Angel sightings? Even worse pizza takes? I’d read.

Just hopping on here to say thank you. I have adored this series (is it hyperbole to say it’s been my favorite thing on the internet these past four years??). I have to admit, I was a bit misty-eyed by the time I got to that last paragraph; like so much of the quality content on the AV Club, I am very sad to see it…

Well, shit. If it’s good enough for an internet stranger’s epidemiologist’s former roommate, it’s good enough for me!

Elon is pissed Toyota stole his idea for his next kid’s name....

Oh goodness, the bZ4X is a terrible name. 

If it were a classic Lamborghini, I’d maybe be sad, but it’s just a (couple of) relatively common overpriced VW(s).

Would kind of bizarro world flip phone/camera is this? That’s gotta be the most inconvenient thing in existence.

I don’t want to be this guy, but it’s time to be this guy: LS swap it.

No dice, this one is cheaper.

$30K for a twenty year old American shitbox! $30k! Are you fucking kidding me?

Oh stewardess, I speak jive. I mean marketing. I speak marketing. And by marketing I mean bullshit. I speak bullshit.

No insult intended here. But Delorean combined with Texas equals a huge CP vote from me. Not a fan of either of the above mentioned things...Texas has BS women’s rights laws/stance, but I have faith in their ability to produce a decent  “new born” Delorean. Sure.

Germans: Ok, so Hitler was just like the worst thing we ever did. Not only do we take full responsibility for him, we’ll make ANYTHING promoting him illegal, our children will be taught EXACTLY how horrible he was, and we will make all of his atrocities into museums so that no one ever forgets.

Say what you want about Hitler, but at least he killed Hitler.

“Elon Musk hates government regulation and yet his company keeps offering the best argument for it.”

I too feel on fire when I have too much Cayenne

Really? What a bunch of absolute snowflakes. This is the hill they want to die on? Getting vaccinated.