I named a cat Foose once after Chip Foose but I mostly just came here to say that people who name their dogs Enzo are the worst sorry I don't make the rules

This looks like a Rolls had a one night stand with a London taxicab and this is their bastard love child.  And I too would have hooked up a washer fluid line to the hood ornament.

Onix needs to reach out to international media for PR. Should we suggest BBC?

https://www.oscarmayer.com/wienermobile

Penises aside, this is a neat looking car. Kei cars seem to take well to wild and bizarre styling.

A lot of money considering the years and mileage, BUT since I can’t go down to my friendly local Saab dealer and order one, gotta go Nice Price on this beauty.

And while the dealer is trying to make it right for Fredricks, he’s still out of $10,000 and a car.

Whenever I see Maserati SUVs I wonder who they are for. Who is the person that buys such a thing? It’s not really nice looking or high quality. It’s flashy yet frumpy. What insane person would drive that?

Please tell us more about life without central banking and reverting back to a gold standard. All of that worked out splendidly, didn’t it?

Name checks out.

These are, uhh, all things that effect peoples’ ability to purchase, maintain, and otherwise drive their automobiles. These topics fall well within the sphere of automotive journalism, especially on an automotive site that publishes like a modern 24-hour news service.

Yeah, but then you get backed into a corner and have no choice but to make a deal with “the Greek,” helping him smuggle heroin, and ultimately that leads to getting murdered.

I never quite understood all the hate. These aren’t great cars but lots of perfectly serviceable cars aren’t great. In a world filled with anonymous, look-alike crossovers and SUVs in fifty shades of gray, the PT Cruiser’s cartoonish looks at least dared to be different. And the drop-top ramps up the cartoonish to…

“I will raise the price $1000 at the end of each month just to get you off your asses.”

but I promise I’m not dead

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$4.99/mo. for the standard plan, $8.99 for nitrogen. 

You told us at the time of purchase your intended use for the vehicle was as a daily driver.

I’m not dead! I’m not gone! Jeezis, Rory, you scared me and I had to check my pulse. Also, I ave mentioned this amazing cam system before, but I’m glad to see it getting its own post. https://jalopnik.com/were-finally-entering-the-age-of-fun-animated-lighting-1847609520

“The doctors did the best they could..........and he is going to be okay.”