Cue scene of two gorgeous women leaning against a fender. Short shorts show tan, trim legs. The brunette is berating the blonde that they have to hurry. They’re losing ground. She wants to win this damn race! The blonde apologies. There’s nothing that can be done. They have to wait.

As the owner of an original Monster Miata converted 5.0L Ford V8 car, I can say, it’s really not that bad. It’s unique. It handles great, looks kind of like a hairdresser’s car, and sounds like the hounds of hell unleashed. You can’t stop at a gas station without explaining to bewildered people what it is. It’s the…

We rail against others racing and driving dangerously.

This was the last car my wife picked out:

I’ve done a few bachelor parties but never been in a wedding before, and I don’t know what I’m meant to do aside from say Yes at the end. I’d feel at a loss if I don’t contribute, or be aware of SOMETHING that I should do/plan for. What am I not thinking of?

Coolness always comes with a price, my friend.

Must be a generational thing. If you grew up in the 60's or 70's, you know that four doors are for old people. Given the choice between a coupe and a sedan, I’m always going to choose the coupe.

The fly in the drink letter reminded me of one of my favorite jokes. (I’m Scottish)

Calm down there, Champ. Based upon the past 10 year’s records Michigan is about third or fourth best in its own division.

The constructor’s championship was/is the ultimate prize. That’s what F1 is about. It’s only the fans that care about the driver’s championship.

I would have purchased a Rosberg hat within minutes of that occuring.

I generally thought TGUS was OK, but the challenges were one of the weakest parts for me. Foust was the only one of the three that could drive. The other two would have been dusted by Captain Slow, himself.

If I'm driving Hemi powered drag cars when I'm 80... I'll have done something very right.

I am so glad I’m old enough that I’ll be dead and won’t have to hear idiots like this guy whine when they can’t retire and are still working at the age of 75.

I’m no expert on shifter karts. I’ve driven them, and they are a boat load of fun, but I’m mostly a TaG guy.

TaG classes mean a push button or sometimes a key start. TaG is a single speed class, in that there really isn’t a transmission - you run a small sprocket off the crank and a larger sprocket on the axle, with a chain connecting them. There is a whole DD2 class, which uses Rotax (and I think there’s a X-30 version as…

Winning is fun.

I’ll also chime in to suggest that karting isn’t just for kids, and can be a great way to experience motorsports on a “less expensive” budget than automobiles. Many professional racers not only got their start in karting, but still participate in the offseason both for fun and as a way to keep skills sharp. I think…

Other than the torque steer breaking your wrists, that sounds lovely.

The proper complaint for today is Hammie sharing champaigne with his douche bro Beebs.