You know a few years ago video games stopped including manuals in the cases. That should have been our first warning.

My eyes!

Chevy was doing the same, too. Rare pic of the Spark prototype, internally called “Mexiflush.”

I had a pork roast wrap sandwich for supper.

Normal human beings hate explosed metal parts, they feel better when they see plastic. That of course does not apply to car people.

From the people who brought you Grumpy Cat

Don’t worry, I speak jive.

You misspelled “fucking hideous.”

For a while Otto will need some backup - just in case he looses steam...

Good luck, Otto. We’re all counting on you.

Only because the Trabant wasn’t on cup tires.

I mean, when you’ve got the look you’ve got the look.

The most forgotten and unloved supercar.

Welcome to Jalopnik, you’ll be doing this after a while:

Here Is Your Austin F1 Saturday Practice And Qualifying Uber Gallery

To steer it, you grab it by the pussy, it just lets you.

My prediction: he’ll announce that inside one of the first 100,000 Model 3s there will be a “golden ticket” that will allow the owner a first class trip to Mars.

They added a headphone jack to the steering wheel, just to go against the grain.

I want a 2-mile driveway

I live my life, dragging a pedestrian, one quarter mile at a time.